Message Board - Health & Safety: Swine Flu......... Are you ready?
2 May 2009 by Barry Pace
To help all those managers having to make contingency plans for staff shortages due to sickness a possibility we have found the solution.......
Plastic.... it's The End I tell you... THE END!!!!
2 May 2009 by Nifty
The first consignment is on order for the Police College I believe Barry !
Its got to be purrrfect
2 May 2009 by fidget
I rang the the swine flu helpline last night.
It's rubbish, I just got crackling.
2 May 2009 by Eddy21 Last edited 2 May 2009
Fidget,
Stop telling porkies!!!
Everyone knows swine flu has been cured 
Learning is there for every man
2 May 2009 by EHU Mission Control
I am keeping my snout clean over this issues
or I may make a right pigs ear of the sittuation
LOL
The future is bright, the future is EHU !
2 May 2009 by Neil Dixon
I have been taking Oinkment but its not working, keep coming out in Rashers !!!
3 May 2009 by ticky21
LOL.....winnie the pooh and piglet walking thru bluebell wood, and piglet thinks to himself....."im so lucky to have a special friend like winnie....".........and winnie thinks to himself...."if the pig sneezes he,s f*****g dead..!!!!!,"
Ticky supports British farmers...!!
5 May 2009 by Steve63
A lion Bear & Pig sitting around boasting how scary they are, the lion states that when he roars the jungle trembles with fear, the bear states that when he roars the forest shakes with fear. The pig says, thats nothing, when I sneeze the world s41ts itself!
Don't talk to me about Contractors Wonka, I am one myself......
9 May 2009 by Sumomosr
If any symptoms show then immediately call a hambulence,and go to the hogspital for treatment.
If it is a false alarm you can trotter off home,but if the symptoms return,you may need to go to your local farmacy for some of the above oinkment.
GOGGA
9 May 2009 by Aladdin
I don't think I've got swine 'flu.
I'm just pig sick!!
From the posh end of the room!!
10 May 2009 by Mal
I'm Suprised at you lot making light of a very serious tissue (er......... I mean issue) and some of you gogga members too 
just to put this into perspective, this sort of light hearted banter should stop right here and now as it is a subject not to be sneezed at. 
Geography is everywhere
11 May 2009 by chrismitchell
My daughter is a police constable. She was sneezing yesterday. Should I be worried?
Chris
You will never see a statue in honour of a committee.
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