Message Board - Football: Errm Tips please
20 Jul 2009 by David Scobie
hello there im sorta new to the sports turf scene ive been on my apprenticeship for 7 months and now more than ever i need tips. anyone ?
cheers
Dave
20 Jul 2009 by bob smith
Don't bend over in a revolving door.
You all hate us and we don't care!
20 Jul 2009 by MrC
Hi David,
Bobs tip is right on the money, but i think you should read lots of the postings on here and then redefine your question.
My own boring tip is..don't eat yellow snow!!!
21 Jul 2009 by Leeboy
Never ever bloody anything ever.
21 Jul 2009 by Sumomosr
PG are the best!
GOGGA
21 Jul 2009 by marigold40
Don't smoke in bed.
21 Jul 2009 by Eddy21 Last edited 21 Jul 2009
Don't ever pee into the wind!! Downwind only!!!!!
Learning is there for every man
21 Jul 2009 by widdywoo
Don't put lightbulbs in your back pocket. 
"I'm cheap, and nought but fashion; fling me away."
25 Jul 2009 by ticky21
i bet the poor guy wishes he never asked now....LOL
Ticky supports British farmers...!!
25 Jul 2009 by ticky21
i bet the poor guy wishes he never asked now....LOL
Ticky supports British farmers...!!
25 Jul 2009 by supersonic
Never eat yellow snow...
5 Aug 2009 by Mike
Had to revive this thread with this pearl of wisdom:
Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night 
7 Aug 2009 by petermarkcraig
David.
Tip from me - always maintain a sense of humour 
On a more serious note you really need to narrow down your question to a particualr element of the job you need advice on. The whole of this site is devoted to sharing tips.
Of course the grass looks good. The sun is shining.
7 Aug 2009 by Mightyjimbob
Never nudge your granny when she`s shaving!! ;)
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