0 A Quick Joke

A Quick Joke

A Loving Husband

Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands free speaker-function and begins to talk.

MAN: "Hello"

WOMAN: "Darling, it's me. Are you at the club?"

MAN: "Yes"

WOMAN: "I am at the shopping centre now and found this beautiful leather coat. It's
only £1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?"

MAN: "Of course, ....go ahead if you like it that much."

WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes garage and saw the new 2003
models. I saw one I really liked."

MAN: "How much?"

WOMAN: "£60,000"

MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the extra options."

WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing....the house we wanted last year
is back on the market. They're asking £950,000."

MAN: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer, but just offer

WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you!"

MAN: "Bye, I love you, too."

The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are looking at him in

Then he asks: "Anyone know who this phone belongs to?"

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