Who are you? Stuart Lambert, Assistant Groundsman at Warriors Warriors.
Family status? Married to Emma, two children.
Who's your hero and why? No one.
What would you change about yourself? Nothing.
What's your guilty pleasure? Lager.
What do you drop everything for? My kids.
What's been the highlight of your career so far? Meeting the Duke of Edinburgh.
Glass half full or half empty? Half full.
Climate change - fact or fiction? Fiction.
What's your favourite season? Summer.
What are your pet peeves? Players training on the main pitch.
If you could go anywhere right now, where would it be? Back in bed!!
What's the best part of your job? Working outdoors.
… and the worst? Putting the frost covers down.
Do you have a lifetime ambition? Yes, to shoot as many grey squirrels as possible!
Who wouldn't you like to be? The Prime Minister.
Favourite record, and why? Push - Strange world, best I've heard.
Who would you choose to spend a romantic evening with? Rihanna.
If you won the lottery, what is the first thing you would do? Get a divorce!!
What's the best advice you have ever been given? Don't eat yellow snow!
What's your favourite smell? Roast beef.
What do you do in your spare time? Fishing, play football, go shooting.
What's the daftest work related question you have ever been asked? How do you put stripes in grass? Asked by another groundsman!!
What's your favourite piece of kit? Our tractors.
What three words would you use to describe yourself? Outgoing, helpful, jovial.
What talent would you like to have? To be able to draw.
What law/legislation would you like to see introduced? Not to work weekends.