Twenty Questions with Chris Clyne
Chris Clynes - witty good looker, allegedly, although don't mention London drivers to him!
Who are you? Chris Clynes, Arundel Cricket Club Chairman and volunteer groundsman by evening and weekends, Level 2 coach, Level 1 umpire and U16 team manager … oh, and a Construction H&S Advisor by day
Family Status - Married to Carol, with a fourteen year old son, Matthew, a black Springador called Tye and a cat called Splodge!
Who is your hero and why? I don't really have one. Why? Because life is full of every day heroes in all walks of life that never get the recognition they deserve.
What is your dream holiday? To do a complete Ashes winter tour of Australia.
What annoys you the most? London drivers … AARRGGHHH!
What would you change about yourself? My good looks … they can me a burden you know ... LOL
Who wouldn't you like to be? A politician of any description.
Favourite record and why? Got loads, but always go back to Summer of '69 by Bryan Adams, the guy rocks.
Who would you choose to spend a romantic evening with? Reece Witherspoon …
If you won the lottery what would be the first thing you would do? Throw a huge party and take my friends on an all expenses paid holiday ... happy days.
If you were to describe yourself as a musical instrument, what would you be and why? Bongos … because I am!
What is the best advice you have been given? My Nan once said 'try everything in life at least once'.
What is your favourite smell? Hot tarmac.
What do you do in your spare time? Spend it at the cricket club doing jobs.
What is the daftest work related question you have ever been asked? … WHY?
What is your favourite piece of kit? The wicket mower. It still amazes me its possible to cut grass THAT short !!!
What three words would you use to describe yourself? Generous, witty, hardworking.
What talent would you like to have? Silly answer ... invisibility of course. Honest answer - singing ability
What makes you angry? People who put away dirty equipment. You know who you are!
What law/legislation would you like to see introduced? National Service.