Wolves consider Stadium move

In an effort to reverse their unfortunate start to the new season, Premier League bottom club, Wolves, are rumoured to be considering a stadium move.

Fortress Molineux has not been living up to its name, so a number of venues have been put on a shortlist. The favourite is one located in a nearby park. Groundstaff have been seen preparing a new pitch in readiness for the next home game. A club spokesperson said, " The pitch complies with all the criteria laid down by the FA and, as a mark of respect to the visiting teams, the bushes will be pruned on the morning of every game."

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