Twenty questions with Josh Bowman

Josh Bowman - always the underdog, never contented and rather partial to his mum's cooking!

Who are you? Josh Bowman, Assistant Groundsman, King William's College in the Isle of Man.

Family status? Single.

Who's your hero and why? Serge Pizzorno - It's illegal for someone to be as cool as he is.

What is your dream holiday? Norway.

What annoys you most? People dragging their feet when they walk.

What would you change about yourself? An ability to bypass the snooze button on my alarm, just to wake up and get up! (My boss agrees strongly!!)

Who wouldn't you like to be? Katie Price's biographer.

Favourite record, and why? Kasabian - Underdog, a song that, no matter how much I play it, never gets boring.

Who would you choose to spend a romantic evening with? Haha, easy ... Megan Fox.

If you won the lottery, what is the first thing you would do? Make myself do something sensible with the money.

If you were to describe yourself as a musical instrument, what would you be and why? Drums, because they are versatile.

What's the best advice you've ever been given? Never become content, always strive to be the best.

What's your favourite smell? My mum's cooking!

What do you do in your spare time? Chill out, enjoy the island, spend time with my family.

What's the daftest work related question you've ever been asked? How do you make grass stripy?

What's your favourite piece of kit? Our Stihl chainsaw.

What three words would you use to describe yourself? Stubborn, calm, willing.

What talent would you like to have? To be able to play the guitar.

What makes you angry? Lazy people, broken machines and fiddly jobs.

What law/legislation would you like to see introduced? The introduction of Chinese torture for people who think it's clever to vandalise facilities!