Golf Articles
Racecourse Association Statement
08 August 2026
See the UK debut of the Turf-Tidy 5000 on the Redexim Stand
07 August 2026
Etesia to unveil innovative new AH75F at GroundsFest 2026
07 August 2026
Latest Articles
Racecourse Association Statement
08 August 2026
See the UK debut of the Turf-Tidy 5000 on the Redexim Stand
07 August 2026
More Articles
A Quick Joke
A Quick Joke
A Loving Husband
Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands free speaker-function and begins to talk.
MAN: "Hello"
WOMAN: "Darling, it's me. Are you at the club?"
MAN: "Yes"
WOMAN: "I am at the shopping centre now and found this beautiful leather coat. It's only £1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?"
MAN: "Of course, ....go ahead if you like it that much."
WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes garage and saw the new 2003 models. I saw one I really liked."
MAN: "How much?"
WOMAN: "£60,000"
MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the extra options."
WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing....the house we wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking £950,000."
MAN: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer, but just offer £900,000."
WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you!"
MAN: "Bye, I love you, too."
The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are looking at him in astonishment.
Then he asks: "Anyone know who this phone belongs to?"