Twenty questions with Martin Jones

Who are you? Martin Jones, Head Greenkeeper at Bridgnorth Golf Club.

Family status? Married with two boys.

Who's your hero and why? Steve Bull. He started the Wolves revival?

What is your dream holiday? Barbados.

What annoys you the most? People being late.

What would you change about yourself? Lose weight.

Who wouldn't you like to be? Anyone in Government.

Favourite record, and why? Anything Tamla Motown.

Who would you choose to spend a romantic evening with? The wife.

If you won the lottery, what is the first thing you would do? Go to Barbados.

If you were to describe yourself as a musical instrument, what would you be and why? A trumpet. I'm loud.

What's the best advice you have ever been given? Go with your instincts.

What's your favourite smell? Indian Curry.

What do you do in your spare time? Run junior football.

What's the daftest work related question you have ever been asked? When the course was covered with snow. Will it be open today?

What's your favourite piece of kit? My Toro Greens mower.

What three words would you use to describe yourself? - Fat, fit and funny.

What talent would you like to have? To be able to play a musical instrument.

What makes you angry? Broken promises.

What law/legislation would you like to see introduced? The death penalty.